Suzie's Last Journal Entry

My pet is the bestest
and she loves me no matter what
Her name is Huggles and she is the BOMB
I used to have a gerbil but it got lost
and a pet bunny rabbit, and a puppy named Spot,
and a siamese cat named Wanker,
but they all ran away. All but the cat
I wish he WOULD run away. Wanker doesn't like Huggles. But I do.
 
I was SAD when them things happened.
Huggles was sad too. She would sleep for days and days.
Dr. Phil said she was depressed and was missing her playmates.
But she's happy now because she's got me.
 
Huggles will never run away, because she loves me
Last year mommie ran away. I think she's coming back because she didn't take anything with her.
Daddy was sad. I was sad too. But Huggles was the mostest sad i've seen. She slept for months and months.
Dr. Phil said she was depressed and was missing Mommie.
But she's happy now because she's got me.
 
Daddy has been gone since February.
I think he went after Momma, because he didn't take anything with him, just like she done.
I'll be happy when he gets back. I am sad. But dear Ol Huggles is the mostest sad i've seen.
She has been sleeping for weeks. Dr. Phil says she is depressed and is missing Daddy.
But she will get better, because she's got me.
 
This morning Huggles woke up before I did. She was washing my face with her tongue.
It made me laugh and laugh. But she had got my hair all mussed with her saliva and I made her stop.
That's when she gave me a great big ole huggle, so I know she's going to be alright.
I throwed a shoe at Wanker. He doesn't like Huggles. But I do.
 
I love Huggles. She's the easiest pet ever to care for. I don't have to give her a bath
and I never have to feed her. But she won't be hungry as long as she's got me.
I wish everybody owned a 14 foot Python named Huggles. They are GREAT!!!
I am going to bed now. I'll write more tomorrow.
 
Suzie