Jack got mad at Bill the mechanic and spit on him
Bill retorted and hit him with a Chrysler car rim
So the report read and so the superintendant said
And so like a fire the tale in the workplace had spread
The toxicity of all their badness was all aboil
And on that plot of land never did a flower grow in that soil
The mayor declared it a place not fit for men
And nothing was said of it never ever again.