Brandishing a pirate knife and mouth swollen full of candy corn
Jumbo Jim, smashed at the bowl of nearby displayed gumballs
Paying no mind to the crowd's distaste and steer-eyed scorn
he continued his jaunting and ravaging of the grocery store malls
But it was a shiney magazine with glossy pages he prized the most
He stuffed it in his cap and would review it down at the sea by the coast
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Glazing the pages with his moistened eyes he scanned the zine
The spray of the coast moistens his pumpkin soft cheek bone skin
As his red-buttoned eyes make sure each advertisement is seen
Dancing in his head are thoughts and ideas of new toys and adventures
Secret spy gadgetries and disguised dangerousities to glean