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Poem Number 525
Toilet paper!


Commentary:
Yes! Where would the world be without it?
Girls would not be able to stuff their bras anymore
and then plastic surgeons would go out of business for sure.
That would be tradgic. Yes...there is indeed a place for everything.

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Why would plastic surgeons go out of business if there were no toilet paper?
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It sets up a pattern when girls are young that they must stuff their bras. It's a cruel plot set up by charmin and purex.
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If you say so. But then maybe Charmin (or Hanes socks) will put the plastic surgeons out of business. What does purex have to do with it?
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Hmmmm....well...i felt like saying it. Curiosity about why women feel inadequate...and perhaps where it all begins. Purex, charmin, scotty...not the takin em out for a spin phase...the feeling inadequate thing. I suppose I ask because I met this girl who had..?falsies?...not the plastic surgery stuff...but anyways, seriously fake boobs. She was an a cup. Still, she always had a d thing goin on....I don't know what triggered te memory...but there it is I guess.
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Women don't have a monopoly on feeling inadequate.
---Viagra
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purex makes toilet paper?
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Of course!
_Nothing Butt
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purex is laundry soap, silly.
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It is a multinational chain promoting a suite of products. Duh!
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a suite of products does not = nothing but(t) laundry soap. duh indeed.
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*scritches head*
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If you're using more than one square, you're directly responsible for global warming.
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