The duck followed him all the way home hoping for a scrap
So our hero taped the duck with a scrap of tape to his Jimmy
Gyrating himself with his new friend, he realized he had to crap
Searching for a spot, a prickly shrub seemed to say gimme
So he downed his drawers, got off balance and fell in a hole
Both startled and sickend the taped duck started to shimmy
Then the bowels from within began to lose all control
With a rush and a gush the hole began to fill up with stool
The duck Quacked and waddled and was released on parole
Flapping its wings and flying away from the shit drowning fool
Which startled old man Jarly as he was shaking his walking stick
Whipping the south winds blowing with his old hickory tool
Then without notice he became off balance and fell into the slick
Landing his elderly ass in poo hole right on drowned boy's dick!

Ugh! Back to the doghouse with you.
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WOOF
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i give it three tag wags up!
-Ebert's Sizzle