Current poems in progress...

This filthy poem is to be read by all
---Anonymous
Put it on your face like a greasy ball
---Anonymous
This next line is even more disgusting
---Anonymous
Rotten and dead, edges all encrusting
---Anonymous
Someone will close this poem
---Anonymous
That will teach me and I'll throw them
---Anonymous
My leg over their shoulder
---Anonymous
As I stifle their protests
---Anonymous
With Pork
---Anonymous
A fat sausage rammed against their tonsular
---Anonymous
Cause that's the kind of guy I am
---Anonymous
or perhaps the kind I want you to see
---Anonymous

This poem is rough because it's not smooth or refined
---Anonymous
It doesn't even make sense and nor is it kind
---Anonymous
I plied it with a sea gallon of beer to make it calm down
---Anonymous
But it fought back and tore a belly hole in my gown
---Anonymous
It scratched my hand when I tried to fix it's poor meter
---Anonymous
So, I grabbed an elixir for the scratch and used up the whole liter
---Anonymous
It was approaching 1:30 am and the whole thing in a pickle
---Anonymous
My beer mind spinning with eyes as round as a wooden nickel
---Anonymous
One last line I'd add to the mess and then go to sleep
---Anonymous
Hopefully tomorrow I'll get thrown off a boat into the ocean deep
---Anonymous

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---Anonymous

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