Super Duper Paperman

I'm Super Paperman pushing paper
where's my stapler?
out of staples
Anna do we have some staples?
"paper clips?" he blithely quips
"Who's on one? Who's on two?"
Who's on first? "Hey Abbott!"
I'm Costello
ornery fellow with too much work
to do right now
"I can't see my CRT"
the post-its buried it for me
I'm under water "blub, blub, blub.."
buried under organized stacks of chaos
"What's that? Your computer died?"
I'll check it in a minute
It's fried.
"Call the tech support hot line."
"My hands are shaking? No, I'm fine."
"Use John's machine he's on vacation"
Game of mental masturbation
"Who's still holding on line five?"
"I'll call him back please take a message."
"He hung up?" Shit.
"What's his number?"
I think I'll quit
Become a plumber.