Swimming
It's much too cold
Swimming in winter is being bold
Is that what you were told?
Here's my towel for you to hold
Just ignore the stains and mold
Am I really mad or just very old?
Tuck the corners and remember to fold.
Swimming suit of sunset gold
Box of matches and baccy rolled.
I hear this lake was recently sold!!!
Or at least that was what I was told.
For flipping heck sake - just JUMP IN!!!!!
I can see that this party's about to begin!
Just jump in!!!
JUMP IN!!!!!!!
Cross your toes and pretend to grin
Skinny dipping is no usual sin.
Now you've got it, your doing great
When it's lunch time don't be late

and be cold or bold