Before the moron rests a guilt ridden form
Slashing at the bathroom wall during the storm
With knuckles blanched with gooseberry jam
Crying out dry tears and chewing cooked lamb
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Swollen head crowned with last week's news
Hating, wishing for no bathtime bubble blues
Propped up on a skillet handle with care
Naked skinned for the beavers all to bare
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The dandy man with a cart load of goodies for all
Beckoning at the bath window covered in a shawl
Has a banquet to give and that amber to blame
Nothing worse than bathing with Amber shame
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Crack her on the head with a casket of mud
Put her under the water, boil her with a spud
Slapt it with Bonner mined salts that were rolled in tar
In the trunk she goes with plenty of beer in the car
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