Of Churches and Grocery Stores
rusty handles on closed doors

What should we give up for lent?
The preacher said, "sex"' and we tried.
Then, off to the market she went,
And I tagged along for the ride.
My hormones were up just a skosh,
The thot of it now makes me smile.
She bent to pick up a squash,
And I went for her, there in the isle.
The church put us out at the time,
For unacceptable flaws.
But, what's worse, I find now that I'm
Persona non grata at Shaws.
...BR
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LOL. Very clever, BR. True story????
*s.t.*
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Thanks, "s.t.". No, darn it. It's just a joke I heard. The talk about writing a poem about the market got me thinking about what I could do with the joke.
BR
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You could take it to Piggly Wiggly
I'd stay clear of Price Choppers
Hannaford Superstore's a fun place. They'd probably make you Manager.