My doctor prescribed keratin
I like to take it while i'm eating chicken
cooked on a grill without the skin
health food conscious - sure to win
but the pills caused a rash, with bumps on my back
Caution...keratin should not be used as an aprodisiac.
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typo: last word should read aphrodisiac, damn that keratin
Now that's not all that lacks the mind, now my hairline is thin