Golden puddle outside cabin door
A place to pee after beering three or four
Watering the ground in grandiose fashion
A slippery mess that is warm with passion
Splash all you want in my welcome mat
Your feet will make a noise splat splat splat
There's no need for doorbell with that racket
The cold outside makes me wish i had a jacket
Shakin' like a dickins all outside in the buck
Stack the bottles in the back of the pickup truck

and don't eat yellow snow
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Don't eat yellow snow, lads,
Don't eat yellow snow.
Take my advice, lads,
Don't eat yellow snow.
(sung to tune of Down in the Valley)
....BR