Fun at the Chinese Restaurant

I was having a plate of pork fried rice,
When a girl, with her back to me,
Sat down in a pair of "hipsters"
For all the world to see.
Sat down in a pair of "hipsters"
And a mighty cleft had she.
The music was softly playing,
As I commenced to eat,
And my eyes kept a straying
To the region of her seat.
And the music that played,
While my eyes strayed,
Became the "Buttcracker Suite".
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*snicker* lol LOL.
How em bare ass ing.
*hiccup*
*s.t.*