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Poem Number 97
Sparkle Sparkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under the alcafluence of inkahol
The thinkle peep I am...
Why won't the morld stop woving?
Im not as think as you drunk I am
I made it to the toilet but forgot to lift the lid


Commentary:
This is a bit of some of that good ol' fashion dry humor. I really can't take credit for it, though, a friend of mine wrote it and I insisted on writing it in here.
Stephany
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Stephany, this poem was stuck in my head for awhile....it was hard not to start laughing out loud
k.a
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I'm glad you like it, my friend will be glad to hear it. I did laugh when my friend told it to me.
Stephany
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Not to sound unencourging or anything, but this poem { and I use the term lightly}. . . um . .sucks. sorry.

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Reminds me of gettin' liquored up, Uncle Bob, Greeley, Colorado.
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This wasn't meant to be taken very deeply, and I didn't write it anyway-a friend did, it's just here to see what people think. No harm done if you say you don't like it.
Stephany
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But Marguerita, I only had thrree occifers!
--eritain
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Ha ha, funny Eritain:.)*laughing*
Stephany
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Some people say thinking causes dain bramage. I mean drinking. Some peephole say drinking causes braind amage.
-Mofo Rising
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Drain bamage? I havend bammed my drains in a weeks! Nex thing y'll be sayin you like to bam books! --eritain
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*Laughing Histarically* I ought to make a copy of this and show it to the friend who wrote it, I'm sure he'll get a rise out of it.
Stephany
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"Ryes? No thanksh, I prefer bourbons." --eritain
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LOL
Stephany

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Don't just sit and *laugh!* Make *us* laugh! I'm not doing this out of altruism; I expect kickbacks! 8-) --eritain
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But I don't have that particular sense of humor...wait...lemme try somthing.....ah aihin't thrunk offeris..I mean occifer...I mean...aww dammit i's lost...
Stephany
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sparkle sparkle little twink?
That's some flamin gayness right there.
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not to rain on your parade, but my father used to say this one back when he went to college in the 1940's ... so I doubt your friend is the author?
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Uh, yeah, that's a really old ditty from at LEAST the 1940's if not before.
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My mom used to quote this when I was a kid in the early 1950's. She knew it from back in the 30's. BillA
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and seabides i have all day sober to sunday up
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the cited poem is not complete,and it is very very very old, it should read in entirety and is sing song in the tradition of row row row your boat:
sparkle sparkle little twink, what the hell you are i think, the longer i stand the harder i fall, at least i'm not under the affluence of inclihol, like some thinkle peep i am, after all i've only had tee martuni's.
(holding up four fingers, or more)
(it's all in the delivery, practice makes perfect and yes you should be able to recite this while completely intoxicated!!!!!!!)

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sparkle sparkle, little twink
who the heck you are, I think
I'm not under what you'd call
the alfluence of inkahol
I'm just a little schlord of sheep
I'm not as drunk as think'l peep
So pass a glass an' fill me up
'Cause I got all sober to Sunday up!
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I was just thinking of this poem that my mom taught me when I was young.I looked it up on the www and found this site. Good stuff.
Here's her version.
Sparkle sparkle little twink
How the hell you are I think
I are not under the afluence of inkahol
Some teople pink I are
I hust jad tee martoonies
And the drunker I sit
The longer I stand
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Here's my version that I only remember when slighlty under the influence
Sparkle sparkle little twink
Who the hell you are I hink
I'm not as drunk as some thinkly peep I am
I'm not under the influence of alcohol
Besides I've only had tee martoonies
But the drunker I stand here
The longer I get
Bolo
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Sparkle sparkle little twink
Where the hell you am I think
I'm not under the affluence of alcohol
as some thinkle peek I am.
I've had tee martoonies
and am all day sober
till Sunday up in!
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Sparkle sparkle little twink
Where the hell you am I think
I'm not under the affluence of inkahol
as some thinkle peek I am.
I've had tee martoonies
and am all day sober
till Sunday up in!
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