nothing is ever as it seems
except for constipation!
i've been there too!
When you can't poo
It causes consternatiohn.
yup, lots of pain and grunting
explosive bursts of gas
sessions of futility
as you a "clinker" pass

classic poetry!
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In days of old
When knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented,
I'd leave my load
beside the road
and walk away contented.
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Now, they just do it in the spinach patch.
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lmfao