Stranger in the afternoon
Barking on the bar at the saloon
Cranky after the days heat
Yelling at my best friend one-armed-Pete
The guy's a danger to one and all
His one arm pounding atop the head of uncle Paul
Making Paul drop and lose his fine draft
The onlooking bartender puts his hand around his shaft
And will great enthusiam makes noises like a cattle truck
A chicken enters the room and says cockle doodle buck buck
Sets the saloon on fire with a glass of brandy and a match
Then flies out the window and down a superhero hatch