Cardboard hat and mouthful of spades
Piss wielding while holding a live grenade
Go tell the reverend the idiot's loose
Hide the matches and string up the noose
He's after the kitten that made the vase fall
Tripping on a tinder, he bashed his head against a brick wall
But look at him go! He's still running amuck!
The Sheriff is trying to run him over with a dump truck
And now I'm wielding piss just out of frustration
To no one on earth will there ever be someone to listen
Or to see my pee leg glisten

Go get 'em Sherriff, sir!!