You can lead a buddy to beer
But, you can't make him drink your brand
You can buy some chocolate fingers
But you can't make them lend a hand
a beer so cold
can make u lose a toe
toes fall off when u drink
toes fall off when u even think
beer can make u do funny things
it can make u take off ur wedding rings
it can make you think you can sing
it can make you think your cool when your really a
fool

but you can help you fly
and alsothey can help you figure out things that dont reply
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but you can help you fly
and also they can help you figure
out things that dont reply, if you do
remember that the wind will help you make
supplies
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But beer won't teach "u" how to write
or even how to spell,
or stop you puking up "ur" tripe
as though on AOL
.
--eritain
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LMFAO eritain. How hilariously clever of you.

nakedowl
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Now to home and to have a couple of beers
No, I said I was not going to drink tonight
Well, maybe a couple while I sit and relax
I am not going anywhere, it will be alright.

I am so tired I need,no want a couple now
I will stop at the bar, it is on the way home
No, a twelve pack, that is cheaper anyhow
It’s dark, no one will see me or even know.

I was supposed to go out with the guys
but I had rather sit here at home and relax
Our interests no longer seem to be the same
Besides, work tomorrow, or it will be the axe.

I missed three days last week, it was the flu
The way they talk , a couple of beers is a crime
Tomorrow I will not drink, except the two left.
It’s stupid, I know I can quit drinking at any time.


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beers stupid from roy