Ho There, Boyo!

--by Symon the fraud (Known in Tom's as the Copper Ass)--
In case you missed it, it went like this

There once was a piece of
-Tagged 'im self
Now he's it

He lives in tents
'n pays ten rents
-still deducts
The life misspent
(like any fraud)

The perfume (his) of an age that’s gone
suggests to me e's not that strong
In any case, he mows my lawn
(or that's 'is promise)
So...the systems not broken
---'is pleasure's delayed, sir
Just as you please---

-The Copper Ass (Of Tom's Dist.)