the public humiliation of James

Witness a good pummelling in poem 7501, which James since closed without asking the author. Daft Vader
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James is obviously somewhat of a cunt isn't he? Miff
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-WWJD-
[issue Number Too]
"I don't mind, what he said doesn't really bother me. I know I am better than he is so I think I can afford it. I will drink a toast to you symon, after I buy my beachfront property across the way from Italy this november and I will toast you once again after I nail my first beach bunny next summer. It just makes me smile.
Plus, it's the internet...it just doesn't have the same effect on me. I am not a chicken like amber, who always tucks her tail between her legs. The added bonus to myself is that I really don't care what you people think....thank jesus and the lord. You're just a bunch of americans. At least with Georgie's insane wars all over the world has some sort of population control, as does the second amendment. In this light, I have decided to be pro war for america, and pro cocaine cartel. My first toast is to the needle, jesus, and war freaks of america. Have a nice day. James "
-Symon

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lots of talk of jesus for a canadian.. i wonder if he's perhaps secretly american.
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Well, I have to say I don't mind being show cased, and I know your not gonna beieve what is about to fall from my keyboard...even though I will take the limelight anyway I can get it....AND at the risk of starting chapter number three in IPP war 3, don't you think it would be nicer to have poetry instead of fighting? If you need stimulation, go stimulate yourselves and stop getting off on what I say...it's bothersome and kind of creepy.
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'bothersome and kind of creepy'...NOW YOU GET IT. congrats!
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James,
look sir, I am done writing anything further to you /about you...you just had to made an example of. that's all.
Your hypocrisy and your absurd self-appointment as moral-censor of other people's work made you fair game.
Even people here who hate ME would find moral censure and poem-closings coming from the likes of YOU both laughable and unacceptable, or in your own words 'bothersome and kind of creepy'...So you were made an example of.

finally, unless you intrude again, I'll leave you be.
Very sleepy,
symon

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The only people who made an issue of it was you, whom I don't blame..no one likes their poems closed...I wasn't trying to close it by the way...only suggesting that it be moved to the +18 section; and of course, the ever present symon concubine hopeful...Amber. Of course, I expect idiocy from her. She is even willing to compromise her professional integrity for you symon. Nice...go man go. I also expect that if I was to write openly about sex and/or drugs, that someone else of moral integrity would also suggest that I move my poem to the +18 salon. I'm not being a hypocrit man...I just don't want my nephew who is 6 and just learning to read to inadvertantly read shit like that. Faggot.
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"Of course, I expect idiocy from her. She is even willing to compromise her professional integrity for you symon."

LOL.. as i recall, you can't even read properly and don't even know what my profession is. how am i compromising my 'professional integrity' for symon, james?

at the very least, if you're going to make idiotic assertions then back them up.

oh, and nice with the 'faggot' slur. nice to know you're a homophobe as well as a racist, bigot, misogynist and rapist.

amber
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back up 'idiotic assertions' for our reading pleasure indeed.
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My dear Dr.amber,
Thank you once again for the refill.
But, I think you forget that the subject, "jamez", whom you addressed above, is, sadly not amenable to logic. He does not even sweep the gilded floors of the glam-world of "fashionable fashion" in which we luxuriate, supine upon our Louis XIV couches...breathing in prescription cocaine via $5000 "aromatherapy" devices;
Therefore, regarding his thoughts on your professional integrity, its useful to remember that in his plebeian day-to-day world, governed by a team of bourgeois middle-management types; drugs are consumed crudely, and penalized accordingly.
How would one our worker-units like Jamse know that within OUR parallel society, we actually gain more prestige & high-placed connections? That we're awarded special favors when we place some good meds in the right supreme court-justice's hands?
He's just confused about how we run things at the top. "Our" doctors and pharmacists are there solely to serve our pleasure, prescribing us really nice drugs. But "sadly" James and the other 99% have their doctors, whose sole aim is to make them sicker, keep them addicted to useless, dysphoric "medications", thereby maximizing our profits through our pharmaceutical and insurance holdings. I'm done trying to appeal to his logic and reason. I'm now ready to exploit his ignorance for real profit.

-Symon

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"I'm now ready to exploit his ignorance for real profit."

indeed. i'm ready to do the same purely for my own amusement.

amber
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By happy coincidence, your amusement will be shared by me. His reactions to your unimpeachable logic are some of the most awkwardly funny things I've ever read. He's so irresistible!
-Symon

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I'm starting to like this list.....
I punched a faggot out last night. Felt mighty good. ya...I suppose that is what this society calls ignorant. But the truth is your both full of shit glossed over with pretty words. Well, it always amuses me the way you guys never leave the ivory tower. I certainly don't envy you. People full of shit always amuse me too. I guess it's a mutual thing. As for investment, you can add profiteer to that list....although I'm not a war profiteer like the current administration government administration leading your nation. Did you know they used to do business with nazis? Yep, real goose steppin mother fuckers. Jebem ti u picku materena narcoman. I doubt you get your cocaine from pffizor...does it bother you that the product your putting up your nose is profitting a bunch of ruthless people who could give a shit whether or not you live or die. That kill hundreds or maybe thousands of people a year? Debeers in Africa shoots miners that hoop a diamond up their ass trying to feed their families and everyone is all like Souyth african diamonds that's so bad...but you go and support the same kind of people as DeBeers. Hmmm, let's talk about ignorance. This is the kind of shit I've been trying to get across to you guys for years. I bet you even have Nikes on...children made those you know. Put some fancy shit words on that you idiots. That's all I have to say. I hope I have conveyed the deep disgust and...repulsion I have for ignorant people like you. That's all I have to say.
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I'd also like to add that I wish this was the real world so I could pay some crackhead to steal your mercedez and dump it in the river. Everything bad anyone has ever said about your mother...I advised them how to do it....and they weren't nearly as fantastic as I was.
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I fully understand your rage. My family and I exploit you for your entire life, simply because we discovered that we must suppress your powers and then work you to the bone just to maintain the level of luxury we've become accustomed to.
In that light, your hatred and disgust is warranted, and if you and yr buddiez need to go punch-up some "faggots" and vandalize property to blow off a little steam; Well, then i say, 'full steam ahead'!
The masses need such release valves or they'll revolt.

-Symon

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Wow. symon is pretty sinister. who would have thought?
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james, after removing my silver spoon and taking a few snorts of high-quality columbian cocaine administered to me by symon's butler i realized that i owe you a big 'thank you' for creating the numbers on all of my license plates. i hope i speak for all taxpayers when i say that i have really enjoyed them. everyone here in the ivory tower says hello and gives you two cocaine-dusted thumbs way, way up.

unfortunately, i don't return your repulsion in kind, mainly because it would require me to feel something for you that resembles something less than pity. i'm glad calling us ignorant 'faggots' serves as a primary means to keep you from going all america on canada's ass, punching and slandering and date-raping across the frozen hinterlands.

amber

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-TITLE: There is a Reason For Ivory Towers-
to keep us, O Lucifer, away
from the Rabble,
whose menial lives
we exploit
and make miserable
-as they climb the molehill,
and fall from the Mountain.-

Lives of servitude that afford
no grace
whose comings and goings
leave no trace
in life or death-
Not even in the Old sands
of some abyss' shorleine.

O Horus, Great Architect of the Universe
We dedicate this Tower of Ivory unto you;
Shall it forever reflect your supreme logic
manifest in the order of men...
that we shall tower above them always,
as it makes no sense to be among them.

PRAISE UNTO TUBAL-CAIN,

-Symon