Title - Kinda Horny Aintcha?

You horny Kids
Without teenages kicks
suffer sexual deprevation
Your night times spent
On the internet
In your mothers damp old basement.
Breathing heavy over pictures
Of things you'll never get to see
Your hairy palms,
Stink of sweat and balm
As you type, your friend he messes
Cause you've never been
Near a woman's "Anything"
So you explore your mothers dressers
You can't even get perving right
Why don't you go away and get a life?
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Bang on the mark. Perhaps the warped contributors such as James, Symon, Ped, BR, amber, Magee, ST, Lysander etc should take note of this and do exactly what the last line suggests.
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yeah? who the fuck are you? President of the Rotary Club? You delude yourself thinking you speak for the sane of the world.
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I bet the president oif the rotary club get a little action now and then too..I cant wait to be an old man so I can have a chance to nail all the birds I missed when I was 18. I cant wait to be a dirty old man....with seriously hairy hands, nose and ears...and hairy old balls
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now that's a thought that makes me cringe..........ughhhhhhh