Van-Smith

Who's urinating under a stairway
Spewing out piss that's yellowy brown
Who's bending down to give ten buck blowjobs
Everyone knows it's Miffy.
Who's stripping down on the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody he sees
Who's reaching out to masturbate punters
Everyone knows it's Miffy.
And Miffy has blowjob eyes
That flash at the sound of unzipping flies
And Miffy has wings to fly
Above the clouds.
Who's stripping down to underpants only
Sucking on every penis he sees
Who's being arrested for gross indecendy
Everyone knows it's Miffy.
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What is this all about? Who is Miffy?
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Miffy sounds like a bit of a pervert to me.
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Kinda horny ain't cha?
Ped Ant
PS What is "indecendy" and how long do you get on the sex offenders register for it?
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Taking someone else's work and changing it with different words is not an orignal idea.
It's been done by Weird Al. At least with Weird Al's stuff it has humor, which makes it worth listening to.
Although the person who wrote this was able to find sexual terms sutiable enough to keep it reconizable as to the orignal, it leaves me with the same feeling I get when I flip through channels on the t.v. A little goes way too long.

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Has Wired Al done anything like this? I don't recall having heard of anything he's done that's been censored. Getting back to this piece of work, it has merit in that the 'author' has managed to get his/her sexual content to remain faithful to the original scan, but it has little artistic merit. I suspect this is the work of Ped or James. Daft Varder.