It takes a special kind of no self esteem having loser to kick the legs from beneath a broken chair

Who's peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's Pipkins
Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody he sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Pipkins
And Pipkins has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Pipkins has wings to fly
Above the clouds
Who's stripping down to underpants only
Winking at everybody he sees
Who's being arrested for gross indecendy
Everyone knows it's Pipkins