Pussy

I love little pussy, her coat is so warm,
And If I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,
But pussy and I very gently will play.
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Is this poem about cats or summat else? Am I missing summat?
Ped Ant
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Considering you are listed as author, why don't you tell us. Maybe someone could define plagiarism for all the kiddies in the audience too.
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why oh why do some find it fabulously funny to post and repost childish nursery rhymes of bygone eras?
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we'd much rather see your own creative efforts rather than how well someone can copy/paste.
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it seems to all come to bumping genitalia
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I've not seen this before. It's quite amusing in a 'Carry on Film' type innuendo way. I can picture the great Kenneth Williams coming out with something like this. Daft Varder.
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I think it's totally the wrong way to think about girls. They don't deserve gentle.
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I think you don't deserve a girl/woman.
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Just because someone pretends to be me, doesn't mean it is me. You obviously haven't worked out the way that the Internet allows people to pretend to be someone else: it is why the police look for middle-aged men pretending to be 13 year old girls in chatrooms. Actually, it is clear enough in the real world. If a mugger shouted "I'm George Bush" you wouldn't expect the police to knock on the door of the White House to question the President.
The Real Ped Ant
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Someone has serious issues with women. And that is why that person is skulking about one of the few messageboards that doesn't require logging in rather than....oh, I donno, being with a real woman.
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Who is trying to impersonate you Ped Ant? You're accusing all and sundry around you, when we know it's you. Just what is your problem?
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All the men here have serious issues with women. It's why they're targeting a poetry site where they know women will be posting.
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Do women post here? That's news to me.
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Maybe they were all skeered away.
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I've been impersonated too.
Darth Vader
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So this verse, which is a child's nursery rhyme is being presented as orignal writing, which is plagerism unless you site the author who wrote it.
Simply amazing.
Wendy

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see my comments on 7941 below. it's the same deal-- different format/dirty rhyme every now and then to switch things up. most just take it for the troll post it is and ignore it, but a few take it seriously and comment, which is what the useless 'writer' desires.

amber
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Wendy - I don't know where you are from, but in my country it is spelled "plagarism". At least you can't be accused of plagarising the correct spelling.
Ped Ant
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*smiling* Thankyou for the correction, I'm from america but that does not mean that I spells so good sometimes...:) Sense of humor just happens now and again. But seriously thank you. I need to get a dictionary over here when I'm writing.
And your right, I can't be acuused of doing it if the spelling is wrong. :)
wendy