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Poem Number 7482
Bunny boiler


Commentary:
Frightened girls 1 2 3
So chicken to take a step out with me
I got it easy, I got it nice
Smoking drinking and gambling
And maybe just one more vice...
Yes! Yes! That's what's here!
I feel an urge whenever you are near
I wanna boil your bunny
Then I want to nosh on some fish
Then I want desert...something delish
Bunny boiler bunny boiler!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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steamy!
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maybe they just sense you're psycho? or you could have terrible bad breath :).
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Why don't you just get yourself some pussy meat rather than fantasise about it on hear? Oh yes, I forgot you were only 14. BR.
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o br, i AM CUT TO THE QUICK...i'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF.
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Good for you. I hope it's slow and painful. BR.
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Hasn't this got something to do with Fatal Attraction?
Ped Ant
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BR, I've no spite against you, but once someone says "pussy MEAT" in a poetry forum, it forfeits the validity of their opinion.
You see, what kind of poet cares what someone who says "pussy meat" thinks?
I'd also like to point out that you accused someone of being immature while saying "pussy meat". You don't see the irony? No? Well, you can't spell either... Coarseness combined with misspelling really undermines your credibility.

-Symon
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Allow me to rephrase this as you are clearly disturbed by people who cut to the quick rather than using dressed up, arty-farty poncey semantics Symon. "Symon, why don't you go out and seduce a female who is willing to have sexual relations with you rather than share your carnal fantasies with all and sundry on this interactive poetry forum? Oh yes, I know why. It is because you are a juvenile of just 14 years of age, who is physically and emotionally unable to perform this act, coupled with it being illegal for you to have sexual relations with a third party in most legal systems due to the fact that you are a juvenile. Perhaps it would therefore be best for you to continue with your masturbation as a form of sexual release until you are physically, emotionally and legally capable of performing such a coupling." With fondest wishes, BR.
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I see you've used spell check. that's a start.
First, I need to point out that I wasn't the author of that poem. I just wanted to discuss your method of critique.
But I see your point. I'm sure all the ladies you meet appreciate the way you "cut to the quick".
Only a real man....no...real dick-tube can be so bold in the presence of a beautiful lady...i mean pussy-meat.
-Symon "14 yr old prodigy" Hermance

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I should like to take credit for the poem, and as well...I don't care what you think about the maturity level of my approach. If I wish to munch on a pussy, I will...although I must admit that I have always been uncomfortable with terms such as meat...or meat curtains. These are most certainly terms used by carpet munching lesbians, and as such my being male precludes me from using such terms as meat...or meat curtains. Thank you for your noted concern BR, but pussy meating is going to continue whether you care or not. You damn vegetarian. James
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*munches popcorn while scorekeeping* now having been tossed from trolling various chatrooms and unable to get underage pornography, the 40 year old men begin to turn on each other in the democratic halls of a gently obscure poetry forum hosted by a female whom they will never meet. in an interesting turn of events, brutish BR has bared some fangs at the normally docile yet occasionally snide symon. with elegant right and left combo, hostile heavyweight BR is floored like a ton of shit by the lyrically lightfooted yet take no prisoners approach of team Symon. and as usual, James in his simian excitement completely misses the point of the match yet caught up in the spirit of hostility, turns on the boxing ring in hostility, chastising it for getting in the way. as derogatory terms for female genitalia and reassertion of manhood by self-fondling are perpetrated we now go to commercial. back with more action from Ann's poetry forum in 10! *munches more popcorn*
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lol
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James, I'm sure you've never munched on a pussy in your life, other than in your wildest wet dreams. I'm sure your time will come though, always assuming that the anus munching that you enjoyed whilst coupling with the paedophiles that your parents leased you to hasn't clouded your tastes. 15 years old and so damaged. I grieve for you. BR.
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ROTFL-- well played, mate!
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Oh my, that scorekeeping record is fabulous. probably the funniest thing i've read on this site. For the record, I'm 30.
-Symoo
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ROTFL? What does this acronym stand for then?
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