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Poem Number 1020
A Beemer? Something
Tells me you're real insecure
About your manhood.


Commentary:
Sorry to any of you with luxury cars, but the other day we was cut off by some jackoff driving a Mercedes convertible with vanity plates and smoking a cigar. He wanted to get through the light before it changed, but wound up stuck next to us anyhow, so we flipped him the bird for driving like an asshole. He's in an all-fired hurry to make the light, thinks he owns the road because he's got a Mercedes, and still don't make the light.Don't you just love that? for once, there is justice in this world.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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yeah, just because your insurance can cover your butt if you cause a wreck doesn't mean you have to act like an ass. I hate it when people do that, and there seem to be more and more people driving like that every day. must be something in the water..... - Blue Swan
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Don'cha worry Coyote-O -- 's not just the luxury car owners. My philosphy
on the road goes like this: If my car is worth less than yours, I must have
the right-of-way. It does surprise me how many people in nice, shiny, new
cars are willing to cut off beaters and volkswagons, though.
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I know. Don't you just love some of these people? It's like they were born with a silver enema up their asses or something. I've noticed a lot of times if you flip them the bird, they just look at you like they don't know what that means. Either that, or they look at you like you're white trash or something. Not that it's much of a stretch for me, but really, you are not the hot shot you think you are just because you have $50,000 to blow on a car. You aren't impressing anyone. It just makes you stupid - and it makes your bank account $50,000 lighter. Just get something that gets you from point A to point B and you'll be fine.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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For basic black Fords,
Life's too short--I can't afford
The affordable.
Mitch
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Hey, I still just got my feet to get me around. I'm saving my paychecks up, though. I seen a 1980 Malibu for $450 in the paper. It only has 63,000 miles, but the paint and interior aren't so hot, which is probably why it's so cheap. Oh well. I'm not looking for a pretty car right now, just something cheap and domestic that'll get me to work. I swear by GM(my uncle had a 1969 Camaro fo 15 years. He got it from my aunt, who got it from my granddaddy. Driven daily. Just died in its sleep one day. It was very sad), but hell, I have nothing against Chrysler, either.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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