In the morning light
turning over to see you
weren't born a female

From a man's perspective, of course. That would suck! - Blue Swan
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In the morning light
Nightmare quickly fades
Fear unrealized
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That could certainly be a shock depending on what your desires were.
On the other hand? LOL
opto
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I`ve just been informed that when a child is born the doctor slaps its butt to knock the penis off the dumb ones..rembrant808.....
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and ive been paying to be spanked ever since......errrrrrrr...to much info??.........zendo
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I believe it was the philosopher Jerry Lawler that once said, "Sex is the most beautiful and natural thing that money can buy".
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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lmao ..only you would consider jerry lawler a philosopher.............zendo
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Of course I do! I'm just wondering when the Andy Kaufman movie is coming out. I gotta go see that one.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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no, the most beautiful natural thing that money can buy is switzerland#16
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yeah but switzerland doesnt look good in heels and seamed stockings....zendo
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He has a point. I still say Jerry Lawler is right on this one.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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well i know a few women and none of them can make a decent cheese fondue.#16
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I'm not even high class enough to know what a fondue is. I make damn good biscuits, though. And what does fondue have to do with anything?
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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means i cover you in melted cheese and " dip" bread in you...........zendo
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Fair enough. Let me go find the Cheese Whiz and I'll be right back.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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wow, what a moistener#16
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Hey, it's different. There are more interesting things out there, though.
~O~ Coyote ~O~