Why is it that all
The men who hit on me are
Always twice my age?

They're almost always truck drivers or bikers, too.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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lemme just park this rig and ill explain it to you....zendo
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Does it have a stick shift? Need a clutch to work it?
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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ive been clutching for years....zendo
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you're just too damn mature for men(boys) your age Coyote,i'll bet they're afraid of you. Now, see, we men hit on all the young ladies solely for the fact that we know one is eventually going to accept!!!!.39
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Could be. And by the by, if you ever need someone else to put your stick shift in gear, Zendo...
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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Answer to Haiku is, "Cause your a little prick tease"
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Oh, am I a tease? Zendo, am I? I think I'm more than that. I'm the answer to a mid-life crisis.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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you are part of the problem of mid-life crisis Coyote ......yup
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What? How can a lil' redneck girl like me in a pair of Daisy Dukes...never mind. I answered my own question.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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coyote, get over yourself, you really think your shit doesnt stink, well sweetie take a whiff
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Dearie me, what ever can be the causation of all this vindictiveness? Dearest anonomonomo, give miss Coyote some lea-way, now, won't you?
{spectre}
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He ain't getting any.
~O~ Coyote ~O~

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Well that's to be expected, I'm sure.
(spectre}