Sparkling baby blues
shining bright against your smile
Wakes the trouser trout

Sure can. TT
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I agree. "Pocketus rocketus," also known as the common trouser trout, is in its natural habitat truly a stunning creature to behold (or to hold, as the case may be). Mighty erections have been...ah, erected...as tribute to this lofty species but they hardly come close to recapitulating the climactic ovation it receives, or ovulation, as the situation dictates. ---z ("Oh bad, wicked, naughty Zoot!")
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guttersnipe!
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You already said that! Say something else now, you unappreciative bastard. ---z
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zizi::Why is that "person" calling you a "Guttersnipe"? What did you do?
Did I miss something working out on the roof?--GrandmaThing--I thought
you had been "acting" far above your own expectations! SWELL GAL!!
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Guttersnipe::May you know love!!!!!!!--GrandmaThing
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Apparently, me making bad puns and off-color remarks in response to "trouser trout" raises eyebrows and anonymous remarks in these parts..tho I am actually quite flattered to have a groupie tagging along. ---z:)
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Anon---Beware!~ Go get 'em, Z. I love to see you in action! You have such finesse! ~~~Nita~~~
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By the way, I did enjoy this haiku. Made me LOL ~~~Nita~~~
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help! i'm all snagged up in your snatch-thatch!
Guttersnipe
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I presume that comment was directed at the IPP in general. Collectively, we decided killing you is a waste of time. Welcome aboard and mind the security system, the Crotch Snapper Trapper 5000. ---z
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zizi::Every time I read this I laugh--have you patented it yet or is it for
sale already? Too, too much!!!GrandmaThing--may we know love!