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Poem Number 2103
last words should have been
"Vanzetti was innocent"
but every word meant ...
i love u and im sorry
Your crotch lips are in my ferrari
Commentary:
*cough*
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yeah, yeah, we know... LOL
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"love"
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True story: A friend of mine, an American traveling in Ukraine, often heard little kids trying out their newly-learned English swear words on him. 'Hey! F*** you, man!' And he made it a policy to reply (in Ukrainian or Russian), 'I don't speak German.'
Kid looks puzzled ... 'No, that's English!'
'What are you talking about?!'
'I heard it on TV, it's English!'
'I'm an American. Who ya gonna trust: me, or your TV?'
'Oh ... German, huh? ... What's the English word for it?'
'Love.'
Next day, same street: 'Hey! LOVE you, man! Go to love, you loving little sack of love!'
--eritain
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lol!
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Can I have them back?
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