¿Porqué no pig meat,
Señor Elmer? La manna
es mañana to Jew?
es manana to Jew?

This haiku exceeds the 5/7/5,but I felt I had to have the word "to" in there,to fulfill the spangleesh aspect of this mongrel mut crossbreed.Thank you in advance for las commentarios!
-everywordmeansfungool!
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Instead of "jew" how about 'chu, which maintains the spangleesh idea, but also adds a little word pun as well
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That's kinda what I meant.I hear it as Jew,you hear it as chu.But I think mine is superior if only because it ties in to the "no pig meat" idea.
-everywordmeansthankyou
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y is there two of the same thing?
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y is there two of the same thing?