The coccyx's tale...
Used to be a prehensile,
now apprehensive.

'A monkey's uncle?',
thought Darwin,scoping his trial.
'then...Who's your Daddy???'
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A tail about tails?
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A tale about tails?
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The tail that you've left
It looks tiny and so short
And it points forward
-blunder-

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Dear blunder from the land of Swedes,
I'm torn asunder by thine screeds
and if thou murder,must thee think
of my short tail that is rose pink?
The tip of the iceberg is all you see
yet my shipwrecker is underneath.
Perhaps you better watch and wonder
before you make another blunder.
Lovingly,
-e.w.m.f.
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Oh what a lovely poem,
and dedicated to little me?
I'm flattered an honored!
I'll never forget your kindness Sir,
may I send you some flowers or candy or money?
I hope your lovely poem will live forever
and the tails of it will be told
for generations and generations to follow!
-b.l.u.n.d.e.r.-
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Oh good god! *cough, cough cough hakkkk...hakkkk...hakkk..cough*
Spew........achoo......choke and puke....
Now who is getting all mushy and shit?
UGH!!! You just kissed dog lips!
keeled over and died from the bs.....Scully and Mulder (fanning the bitch)