You said, "No mustard!?"
that means you didn't enter
condiment haiku?
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I didn't know about the contest, but, I did read the winners entriers
at (http://www.mustardweb.com/haiku.html)
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GrandmaThing(6-17-01)
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condiment haiku?
My baked bean sandwich desires
sweet pickle relish....................oh well...just~Q~
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Trying to ketchup
At work, I do relish Spam
Oh, mustardently............The Artist Formerly Known As Bkay
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pricipal's office
i only told them mustard's
true ingredients.................~Q~'s inner child, (who still thinks it's made of mouse terds)
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Ah, but they're FDA APPROVED mouse turds...........bkay
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but only approved for our children's school
lunches....~Q~
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as long as they're served with a vegetable - ketchup, e.g..........RAS
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..and pickles RAS, two vegetables at lunch....~Q~