rubber bands and paper clips
won't help me keep it together
crazy glue would sorta do
but what i need is -- Pizzazz!
to get all jazzed up, turned out
slide around the office like a young Tom Cruise
in my socks and boxer shorts look'n coy
get my heart pumping as the new office toy!!
a golden boy you'd surely make
all of that and a piece o cake
has a new delight gone to your head
or is it something you've heard or thought that you read
another management book with leadership tips
to add to your 'ladies' man' bag o tricks?

[giggles in the boardroom]
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Are we on hands free?
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lol! you mean: speaker phone?
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hands free on top of a speaker phone sounds rather Olympian ;)
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You're hired !!
-Mr. Trump