8:56

trying to think of something witty to say yet nothing arises. instead, there is the crunch of new york cheddar with herbs chips and trying not to pollute the mouse with greasy fingers :)

lots done today in prep for the crisis simulation soon. it will totally blow the staff out of the water. maybe give the difficult ones extra reason to show respect.

i have more experience at managing crisis than anyone in the office.

this will be hot! every phone ringing nonstop for three hours, faux media storming the bastille, new horrors alleged left and right. i can't wait....i am giddy with anticipation.