"Are you a mule?" asked the donkey.
"No, you silly ass, I'm a hinny."
"How did you find out?" asked the donkey.
"I looked it up on Google."
"And what did you learn? asked he donkey?
"That I can be proud of my parents" said the hinny, "My mother was a cute little lass and my father was a stallion."
"And what's more, my grand father was Don Quixote and my great gandfather was the famous Maxwellton, whose brays were bonny."
"Humph!" said the donkey, I'll bet they were a couple of jackasses."
"Well, at least", said the hinny, "My mother wasn't a government burro like yours!"

lol! tres clever!
:)