she sat aROUND the house
she SQUAREd her jaw
wondering what the ANGLE was
using CIRCULAR reasoning
she accused everyone within her RADIUS
then, off on a TANGENT
she went to the zoo to see the HYPOTENUSE
But the SINE said closed
Somewhere, behind the wall, she heard the roar of intersecting lions
aw, HEX,AGON she was
Spying her old friend Val, she called,"O,VAL, how have you been?"
and Val said, "I've just been to my proctologist to have my RECTANGLE examined."
"Well", she grinned, "I could PYRAMID your titey whities and tell you how it's looking!' s

creative :)
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Love it! That SINE line is a clincher! ...WR
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Spying her old friend, Val, she called, "O VAL, how have you been?"
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ooops, wrong place!
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pardon?