Bite your tongue
or -- I might get more action if you answered my cell phone :)
[ cat in the hat got your tongue? ]
If I could grant wishes I present one to you!

If you answered my cell phone:

*hello?*

uh, hi, uh jane?

*yes*

um.. jane? i'm calling for jane?

*are you calling for jane? is that a rhetorical question?*

well, jane?! uh, why do you sound like that?

*how, like what?*

yeah. you sound just like a guy... (voice trails off)

*it's the hormone injections bob*

[gasp]

*i've been keeping it private -- till now. here with you. you are the FIRST to know*

[pregnant silence]

does that make me special jane.. uh, jamie, john !!? what should I call you??
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who's bob?

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whoever we as artists choose to make him. he could be a client, a friend, or professional acquaintance. run with it :)
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show what you would actually say if you answered my cell for me? lol.. i'd love to know :) lol
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*bob. i'd love to chat. but i just spilled cold spaghetti with extra meat sauce all over my budding breasts and want to lick it off. later dude*
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in truth, if you answered my phone as me you'd just be an average person :)
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if i answered your phone - it would be me, hoping you called, so, i would say - "'bout time ya called dog!"
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:) well, anytime you want to call do. i'd say: Hey!!
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btw - how would you have gotten my phone in the first place? lol! it presupposes a relationship. only *special* people get to babysit the cell phone. LOL
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*ahem* and i would need your cell to call my cell and well ... lol
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Anyway, I know you're playing with *concepts* so don't freak out.