woeful wonking

something very odd is going on
the gardens been invaded
all the butterscotch flowers
are missing petals
and their chocolate button centres
have all but disappeared
someone stole the nectar
from the lemon tulip bowls
sadly left them standing
with their sides all bitten out
the raspberry orchids
have all been ravashed
and the mint sprig bush
severely pruned
but, worst of all
the freshly broken branches
of the lollipop trees
are damming up
the lime dream waterfall
.
it's absolutely brutal
the butterflies have flown away
and the honeybirds
have nowhere left to roost
.
suspiciously,
theres large footprints
in the sugar trails
between the beds.
.
Anybody know a candy man
who'll come repair the damage?