you have probably read some of my works in the local newspaper
---Selrachco
concerning the life of the red furred balloon weevil
---Anonymous
for which I got the Farthington Entomologist's prize
---Anonymous
I have studied the Weevil for twenty years
---Anonymous
It has many uses and is highly regarded
---Anonymous
for its red fur which is used to make small capes
---Anonymous
for the tiny ants indigineous to the Island of Crete
---Anonymous
It is also used to glean Floidoxmine syrup
---Anonymous
implemented in the irradication of Hypertolunteximia in man
---Anonymous
a disease spread rapidly by clapping of the hands
---Anonymous
The Weevil can be found in the woods and under refrigerators
---Anonymous
It can be easily recognized by its red fur and aroma
---Anonymous
resembling yellow phlegm
---Anonymous
If you come across it, please try to gather it gently
---Anonymous
and box it up and send it to me-DR.Arron Cockfur NY,NY
---Anonymous

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO SIGN THIS.IT'S FROM THE MIND OF A MANIAC.I CAN HEAR THEM COMING FOR ME NOW!!!
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Oops-time for my medication.Bye.
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You big dummy your name is Dr.Aaron Cockfur
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P.S. Above message is from selrachco
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Hi Chuck-yeah I know it should be "Aaron". I did this in memory of a fellow I worked with at a large Medical Center. He had a weird sense of humorand would five semonars -all scientific and with slides. The subject would be something stupid about a rare bug whose name he would make up.People would actually go and soak it all up. It was funny. J:))))
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Oops-"would have seminars"
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Hi Chuck-yeah I know it should be "Aaron". I did this in memory of a fellow I worked with at a large Medical Center. He had a weird sense of humorand would five semonars -all scientific and with slides. The subject would be something stupid about a rare bug whose name he would make up.People would actually go and soak it all up. It was funny. J:))))