you have probably read some of my works in the local newspaper
concerning the life of the red furred balloon weevil
for which I got the Farthington Entomologist's prize
I have studied the Weevil for twenty years
It has many uses and is highly regarded
for its red fur which is used to make small capes
for the tiny ants indigineous to the Island of Crete
It is also used to glean Floidoxmine syrup
implemented in the irradication of Hypertolunteximia in man
a disease spread rapidly by clapping of the hands
The Weevil can be found in the woods and under refrigerators
It can be easily recognized by its red fur and aroma
resembling yellow phlegm
If you come across it, please try to gather it gently
and box it up and send it to me-DR.Arron Cockfur NY,NY

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO SIGN THIS.IT'S FROM THE MIND OF A MANIAC.I CAN HEAR THEM COMING FOR ME NOW!!!
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Oops-time for my medication.Bye.
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You big dummy your name is Dr.Aaron Cockfur
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P.S. Above message is from selrachco
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Hi Chuck-yeah I know it should be "Aaron". I did this in memory of a fellow I worked with at a large Medical Center. He had a weird sense of humorand would five semonars -all scientific and with slides. The subject would be something stupid about a rare bug whose name he would make up.People would actually go and soak it all up. It was funny. J:))))
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Oops-"would have seminars"
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Hi Chuck-yeah I know it should be "Aaron". I did this in memory of a fellow I worked with at a large Medical Center. He had a weird sense of humorand would five semonars -all scientific and with slides. The subject would be something stupid about a rare bug whose name he would make up.People would actually go and soak it all up. It was funny. J:))))