Piso Mojada

Piso Mojada (At the Piso)
-Artist: Cookster, one more in a long list of inapropo poetry
-peak Billboard position # de nada
- Music ripped from Barry Manilow, Bruce Sussman, and J. Feldman
Her name was Lulu, she was a dumb bitch
with Kidd and Dewey, that odd pair, and a ribbon in her hair
She would visit, They'd do the ta-ta
And while she tried to be a star, her trainer held-up bars
Across a talkshow floor, they worked from 12 till 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?
At the Piso (Oh!), Piso Mojada (Piso Mojada)
The hottest spot on the tonight show (here)
At the Piso (Oh!), Piso Mojada
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Piso....they fell in love
(Piso Mojada)
His name was Kiddo, he wore a collar
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Kiddo went a bit too far, Dewey sailed across the bar
fur, and fangs were bloody hue and cats fled before the two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?
At the Piso (Oh!), Piso Mojada (Piso Mojada)
The hottest spot on the tonight show (here)
At the Piso (Oh!), Piso Mojada
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Piso....she lost her love
(Piso. . Piso Mojada)
(Piso Mojada) (Piso Mojada, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Piso Mojada)
(Talking Havana have a banana)
(Music and passion...always the fash--shun)
Her name is Lulu, she was a dumb bitch
But that was 30 years ago, when they visited the show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lulu
Now without that old bastard pair, and a ribbon in her hair
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Kiddo
Now she's lost her mind!
At the Piso (Oh!), Piso Mojada (Piso Mojada)
The hottest spot on the tonight show (here)
At the Piso (Oh!), Piso Mojada
Music and passion were always the fashion
At the Piso....don't fall in love
(Piso) don't fall in love
Piso Mojada
Piso Mojada

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I can almost hear the marachi band!! Well done! JFC