The Fleet Lafitte

Pirate Lafitte with the fleet feet
would pop up at a Gulf golf
course, curse in Mexican Lexicon
then proceed and succeed to
to defeat the effete with graffiti
With affinity for divinity
he pushed infidels to infinity
or buy a heifer for a hoofer
to avoid a void in life with no wife
The cynic won't take scenic rout to fruit
His facile fossil mind was blind
Down the brew, ha ha laugh in bar's brouhaha
thinking of Tipper Gore's Tupperware
His injury surgery delayed court perjury
He fudged his case with hodge podge of lies