Happiness in a Nutshell

Two jokers laughing
like drunken babies
at a restaurant
where only "the regulars" dine
One noticed an Asian woman
and got turned on
by such sacred ethnicity
it was love instantly
She stood up
and look
a watermelon
The other asked
if she was still edible
to which I replied,
"It doesn't matter, she's Asian."
We fell out our booster chairs,
laughed until we cried,
and just think
we only came in here for pecan pie.

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wtf?!