The End is Near
Have you prpared your will?
Will you be mummified like King Tut
or just eaten by worms and miss out
on glorious posterity sitting
on your posterior not being pestered
Do you prefer to be frozen for a century
then return to cleanse your sins on ice
or start a new life in a new era
watching new films like Rocky 149
and entertained by your great great great
daughter who is as old as you

I dreamed I died and went to heaven
It was pretty lonely so I asked
for a transfer where all my friends were
The CEO of heaven said: do you really want
to do that? It's hot as hell over there
because it is hell down under there
It's nothing like global warming

Last line of first stanza should be "grand daughter" not 'daughter'. Howie
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Lots of interesting choices, much to ponder. Some great humor here too. I got quite a chuckle from "Rocky 149" and "hot as hell over there". Good job. ms
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lol ... loved the humor of this piece! death leaves much to ponder about & possible one's fate. cryogenics is NOT a very tempting alternative either ... Drm
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Your comments, ms and Drm, are encouraging and are appreciated. Howie
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Done march 16