Requirements for My Valentine

Must be intelligent and logical
shapely and extremely beautiful
college graduate magna cum laude
with major and minor in husbandry
She must be patient and real good listener
and a much better cook than Julia Child

What you say? "She's got requirements too"?
Oohh! Good bye



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damn it, every qualification except husbandry and cooking and complete tolerance of total assholes.
---z
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:) @ z
m
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Funny
:-)
zymoscopebgo
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haha~gigglz~...such fun.
~haizey
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Thanks for the amusing comments. ~ Milo