There was a young girl from Vancouver
---Cooker, Moscow, Idaho
Who was raped by President Hoover
---Cooker, Moscow, Idaho
She thought it was wrong
---Cooker, Moscow, Idaho
To steal her thin thong
---Cooker, Moscow, Idaho
But she washed the dress that could prove her!
---Cooker, Moscow, Idaho

I like it, even though I could not corroborate the facts in my old version of Encyclopedia Britannica! - Tom/Bk
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How do you steal something that belongs to you?preston
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Preston you may have found a fatal flaw in my limerick, thanks.
I meant that the president stole her panties! Yes it's unthinkable. I should make this clear. Good point, so often no one will comment. ~Cooker
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How about:

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She told him he was wrong
When he stole her thin thong
But she washed the dress that could prove her!
~Cooker
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sweeeet.preston