Poem Number 19503

story about puppy and duckie

There was a blind puppy who rode on a tri-cycle on the streets, with only one friend who sat in a shoe, in front of the contraption -- his beloved duckie.

Whenever he pedaled close to a wall, the duckie would call out, "Quack!".

This was a signal to the blind puppy, who then would make a turn, and a collision with said wall would be prevented.

The puppy loved his duckie for everything that she gave him, but one day she had to go and fly away to Eastern Europe, and leave him alone, by himself. She said she would monitor him over email, but we all know how that ends up.

Everything failed for the puppy after she left. The duckie saw him mixing with other beings in the atmosphere, and accused the blind puppy of having wiles for other women.

"I don't know what you are talking about," typed the puppy, with his paws, into the email. "I'm blind!"

But it was useless. The duckie was enraged. It quacked and quacked and told the puppy that he had one last chance. It left him alone, then, for a week. After a week, it came back to see what the puppy was doing.


He was drinking! OMFG! The blind puppy was drinking his ass off!

"So this is what you do ... " quacked the duckie. "Quack quack quack quack quack!"

Puppy was so confused. "What do you mean?"

"You are DRINKING! Alcohol!"

The blind puppy whined. "I am? I cannot even see what I am drinking, ok? Because I am a blind puppy. Stop taking advantage of my disadvantage!"

-fr0