Fun Cat Related Stuff

--- That some cats drool like dogs when they are petted...
--- Cats can predict the weather...
--- Cats can feel an earthquake coming...
--- That rolled toilet paper is a magnet to kitty feet and it takes a long time for them to break their paws free...
--- Cats can see ghosts and invisible creatures...
--- That an Oriental shorthair thinks it can drink all the water out of a fishbowl and then eat the goldfish...
--- Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines...
--- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast...
--- The more you spend on a cat toy the less the cat will play with it...
--- That two Aby's can shred an ordinary houseplant in under three minutes or less...
--- That no matter where you lost that newspaper rubberband your cat will find it, eat it and barf it on the newest piece of furniture...
--- That a cat will shed every hair on its body within a year...
--- That no matter how mad a Manx will get, it will never bush up its tail...
--- That Siamese or Orientals curled up together will produce enough heat to make a waterbed boil...
--- That a Siamese actually thinks before it does something clumsy...
--- That Aby's can run in circles vertically...
--- That a Dalmation dog is really an Oriental Shorthair with spots to a oriental shorthair...
--- That a cat really can understand what you are saying, but chooses to ignore you...
--- That an Oriental's diet is made up of socks and undergarments...
--- That a Manx really has a brain...
--- That where you leave a Persian in the morning, you'll find it there when you get home after work...
--- That you will find a cat hair in everything you eat, even when you eat out...
--- That you will never have a matching set of earings for longer than a month...
--- That depending on the value of a document, you will have teeth puncture marks, to a full corner completely chewed and dripping wet...
--- That no matter how late in life, a cat can still train a human...
--- That a cat will turn invisible in the morning, just before leaving for a cat show...
--- That an Oriental doesn't always land on its feet, after falling asleep on top of the TV...

If you have a "Believe It or Not" e-mail it to me at: Abyman@csd.net

Fun Cat Pictures ( Click on picture for full size view )

GRC, RW Shalaron's Shot in the Dark of Abywise in New Year mood!!!

GRP, RW Tajhara's Bottom'sup Jeremy of Abywise "Factory Reject" or Shoebox Greeting

"WHO?!? ... me ?"

You heard about it, here it is!!! Cat Herding...

Cat Gossip

Overheard at a show... " Is this the cat that bites?!?"
While at the supermarket... " My God, my cat's food cost more than mine does..."
Once asking for a date I was told... " I'm sorry, I can't, I have to wash my cat tonite..."
Being persistent I asked a week later..."Oh, I'm really sorry, But I'm going to have kittens anytime now..."
Heard a Tonkinese breeder once say..."Yeah, I know the problem, I keep one of his old one's with me when I'm travelling, so he'll go potty..."
Overheard a Vet talking to a client about something she kept by her nightstand... "Your cat ate WHAT!?!..."
While boarding a plane with a cat incognito... "Mommy, Mommy, look its a kitty cat!!!"
One Airline Attendant to another on a flight with nine exhibitors... "Did you hear a cat?"
Same flight awhile later...on the address system "Is anyone missing a cat? We have one up here in front."

Heard something? E-mail it to me at: Abyman@csd.net

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